As a dad trying to decode the whirlwind of teenage slang, I’m constantly reminded that the digital world is evolving at lightning speed—and we’re all struggling to keep up.
“Brain Rot” – the term you’ve likely heard tossed around by your kids – is more than just a slang phrase. It’s a symbol of how rapidly digital culture and technology are evolving and how easy it is to feel left behind.
But we cannot afford to ignore this. The constant flow of new languages, tools, and skills reflects a much bigger shift in how we work and live in an increasingly digital world.
This is where the SFIA Foundation steps in. SFIA9, launching on October 30, is designed to address the very real impacts of AI and digital disruption on the workforce. It’s more than a framework—it’s a roadmap for staying not just relevant, but ahead. With its 2-year refresh cycle, SFIA ensures that your digital strategy, skills, and workforce planning continually evolve with the times. Whether you’re leading a team or managing your career growth, SFIA provides the structure to navigate change, build resilience, and stay competitive in an era defined by rapid innovation.
It’s not enough to react—we must be proactive, visionary, and strategic. The future of work is unfolding now, and with SFIA9, you’ll have the tools to shape it.
Let’s dive into some Gen Z slang, talk about career planning, and ensure we’re all set for the future of work. 👾💻
1. Sigma: A lone wolf who marches to their own beat, often used to describe someone ultra-independent or driven.
💬 “That’s pure Sigma energy—leading from the front, always a step ahead but never leaving the squad behind. Unreal.””
Embrace the Sigma mindset in your digital career, using AI to elevate your skills and work. The future rewards those who take charge.
2. Cap / No Cap: Lies or exaggeration. If something’s “cap,” it’s not the truth.
💬 “Bruh, you telling me you learned five programming languages in a week? No cap?”
In the Future of Work, if you think AI won’t level up faster than you, that’s straight cap. It’s time to upgrade your digital and AI skills, no cap.
3. Drip: Your outfit or style. Flashy jewelry. If you’ve got drip, you’re looking fly.
💬 “That project manager pulled up to the Zoom meeting with the digital drip — all the latest tools and automated workflows, looking flawless.”
AI and automation got the drip when it comes to optimizing workflows and boosting productivity. Keep your digital skills on point, and you’ll always glow-up.
4. Rizz: Charisma or charm, especially when flirting or trying to impress someone.
💬 “AI’s bringing top-tier rizz to the table, automating tasks with zero sweat, all finesse.
When it comes to the workplace, AI’s rizz hits different, keeping everything flowing like a chill vibe.
5. Skibidi: Slang for unpredictable, absurd, or funny scenarios. (from the “Skibidi Toilet” TikTok trend.)
💬 “When AI and humans vibe, it’s super skibidi. True flex, no cap—just like my smart fridge knowing I’m out of snacks before I do..”
In the ultimate skibidi flex, AI handles the data grind while humans finesse the soft skills like a boss.
6. Ohio
Definition:Not the state! When a situation makes you feel “off” or weird, as in “This situation is giving Ohio vibes.”
💬 “Yo, the new intern’s code was straight Ohio —bugs poppin’ off everywhere.”
Let your skills lag, and you’ll end up with that Ohio energy — lowkey missing out on the glow-up. No cap, stay on that grind, bruh.
7. Chungus
Definition: A large, chunky, or clunky object (originated from Big Chungus meme).
💬 “That outdated software is a total chungus, bruh… time to upgrade before it gets cancelled and left in the digital dumpster, fr.”
Keep that career plan from turning into a chungus, bruh. AI’s got you running smooth, no cap, making moves for the future.
8. Grimace Shake
Definition:A meme about something unexpectedly disastrous or cursed, referencing the Grimace Shake trend.
💬 “Using AI without a common language for skills? That turned into a Grimace Shake real fast, bruh — total mess..”
Without updating your skills or competencies, your job could end up like the Grimace Shake — a fun start, but a chaotic mess. Stay sharp, fam.
9. Bussin’ – Something that’s really, really good. Usually food, but it can be anything hype.
💬 “Fam, that coding boot camp was bussin’, had me leveling up my GPT skills like it was double XP weekend, no lag.”
When the digital workforce is bussin’, AI helps automate tasks so you can vibe out and focus on innovation. Less grind, more shine. ✨
10. Fanum Tax
Definition: A term for random or unavoidable expenses that catch you off guard. 💬 “Not keeping up with the latest tech trends? That’s a fanum tax on your career right there, my guy.”
If you’re not keeping your skills fresh, you’re paying the Fanum Tax in missed opportunities.
So, How Does This Relate to SFIA? 🤔
SFIA is like the Oxford Dictionary + Webster’s Dictionary combined with the Urban Dictionary of digital skills—continually updated with the freshest definitions of what it takes to survive and thrive in the digital workforce. Like how our slang evolves, so do the skills and competencies needed in the Future of Work.
Whether trying to avoid a Grimace Shake career moment or flexing your drip in the tech world, SFIA keeps you bussin’ with the latest technology glow-up. SFIA helps you dodge that fanum tax by giving you a common language to level up your career and keep your skills as rizz-y as AI itself.
Stay current, stay Sigma. 💯
What Can You Do from Here?
Now that the SFIA9 Beta is closed, it’s time to shift gears and start preparing for the future of work. With SFIA9 dropping soon, it’s not just about staying relevant—it’s about staying ahead. Whether leading a team or focusing on your career, SFIA9 will be your ultimate tool to ensure your digital skills and workforce competencies are future-proofed in this fast-moving, AI-driven world.
We’re talking skills-based workforce planning, digital upskilling, and talent mobility—all critical to staying competitive in today’s dynamic landscape. SFIA9 provides a structured framework to help you assess, develop, and manage your skills pipeline effectively. It’s not just keeping up with the next trend; it’s about building a resilient talent strategy for long-term success.
From AI integration to data-driven career mapping, SFIA9 is built to help you navigate the complex world of skills taxonomy and workforce transformation. So, don’t sit back and wait. Start aligning your digital strategy now. When SFIA9 launches, you’ll be ready to elevate your game and lead the charge in the skills tech revolution.
The future of work isn’t waiting, and neither should you. Let’s ensure you’re ready not just to thrive—but to dominate!
Remember, the digital age waits for no one. Take the first step towards a future-proof workforce today.
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AUTHOR NOTE: Reproduced with thanks to John Kleist III, Chief Growth Officer for SkillsTX and author of Digital Talent Strategies, a popular newsletter on LinkedIn. John is a LinkedIn “Top Voice” and a Talent Management Revolutionary, Spearheading Skills-Based Digital Talent Strategies with SkillsTX Talent eXperience Skills Intelligence and the #SFIA Framework | Unlock Your #PassionForPotential.
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