HasBean: “OK, so the agency has you down as a Network Analyst!”

Candidate: “Yes, I am an expert in network analysis for catering supply chains.”

HasBean: “So you know nothing about data, text, voice and image networks then?”

Candidate: “Nope, I would be happy to streamline your cafeteria though.”

HasBean: “That’s my 10th wasted interview today. I thought everyone knew what a Network Analyst was?”