HasBean

Generic HR tools, while effective for standard HR functions, often...

HasBean: Rachel, Hi, it’s time to look at what training...

Charles: “HB, I’m not at all happy with the role...

HasBean: So Rachel, There’s a bug in the new skills...

CIO: I am expecting we can use the Skills Inventory...

CIO: HB & Team. In there times of disruption and...

Consultant: Hi Mr HasBean. I understand you want some consultancy...

HR Manager: What’s this? A resignation letter? But you’ve only...

Charles: HB, I think we need to chat about your...

HasBean: Morning! You’ve been here a month now, how are...

Steve: Morning Charles, good news! Security are ready to take...

HasBean: Hey team, it’s that time of the year, party...

Steve: Hi Charles, here’s your day-pass, please sign the book....

Charles: Good morning Steve, me again, any sign of my...

New Starter: Hi, I’m here to see Mr HasBean Receptionist:...

Learning and Development Manager: Hi Jane, how was the Foundation...

Director: HB, an industry analyst has recommended we urgently evaluate...

Manager: HB, I need someone to do trend analysis on...

How NOT to conduct a Performance Review: HasBean: Hi. Come...

Consultant: It’s really important to explain to the staff why...

HasBean: I can’t believe it’s been 12 months since our...

Data Scientist: Hey HasBean, I need to plan the development...

CEO: Hey HasBean, I’ve just read that ‘data is the...

Service Desk Manager: Hi HB, I need another resource for...

HR Manager: Any idea why 3 of our top people...

Employee: So far you only seem interested in the skills...

CEO: Exciting times ahead team. Development of the new product...

HasBean: Hey boss, I’ve done the skills inventory you have...

Team Leader (On phone – sarcastically): Hey HasBean, thanks for...

Business Professional: Have you considered joining the Professional Institute? HasBean:...

HasBean: It looks like the Information Commissioner is going to...

Project Manager (Using Skype): (Showing Resume on screen): Hey HB!...

Project Manager: Hey HB, you know everyone around here? We...

HasBean: How come there never seems to be budget for...

Employee: “Have you heard my great news? I’m joining the...

HasBean: “So as you can see, we totally cater for...

HasBean: “Our new leading HR Management system is now up...

Employee: “Hey HB! A skill has been removed from my...

HasBean: “I’ve done a test and therefore have objective proof...

HasBean: “As you know, HR require us to hold a...

HasBean: “OK, so the agency has you down as a...

HasBean: “This is Cedric. You said you needed extra resources...

HasBean: “So Rachel, how was your Prince2 training?” Rachel: “Excellent....

Candidate: “So as you can see, I have the majority...

Colleague: “Hey HB, have you created your digital skill profile...

HasBean: ” I’ve purchase leadership training for all my staff...

Auditor: “I’m looking for evidence that you check staff are...

HasBean: “Experience? Overrated! We hire for attitude, and then train...

CIO: “HB, I need info to make decisions on whether...

Colleague: “Hey HB! The Job Description for your CIO role...

HasBean: “We need someone with a certificate in Project Management.”...

HR: “What a shame Angela has left. She was our...

Manager: “Great News! For the cost of a weekly coffee,...

CISO: “This is the internal candidates list for the new...

HR: “When was this Job Description updated last?” HasBean: “I’m...

HasBean: “Congratulations on passing your ITIL4 Foundation. I’ve decided to...

Manager: “We really need you to start deriving a lot...

Missed skill opportunities HasBean: “Hi Sarah, what’s on your mind?”...